If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you
probably have a very easy job. The kind that robots will be doing soon.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
No one of us can be as dumb as all of us working together.
It could be that the sole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning
No matter how destructive and overwhelming your problems may seem now, remember,
you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.
That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.
It is always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
The best leaders inspire by example. When that’s not an option, brute
intimidation works pretty well too.
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it rocks absolutely
It’s lonely at the top, but it’s comforting to look down on
everybody at the bottom.
The down side of being better than everyone else is that people tend to
presume that you’re pretentious.
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
Your role may be thankless, but if you’re willing to give it your
all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Some people dream of success while other people live to crush those dreams.
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination
and an endless supply of expendable labor.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take
any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Until you spread you wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.
If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
Get To Work:
You’re not getting paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
We promote family values here- almost as often as we promote family members.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy
If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to
be made in prolonging the problem.