Gene's Demotivational Sayings

Remember: Attitude is everything. Start every Monday morning off with a bright and cherry attitude and before you know it, you'll be despised by everyone around you.

Motivation:
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind that robots will be doing soon.

Procrastination:
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

Idiocy:
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Dysfunction:
The only consistent feature of all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Cluelessness:
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Meetings:
No one of us can be as dumb as all of us working together.

Mistakes:
It could be that the sole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

Problems:
No matter how destructive and overwhelming your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them.

Adversity:
That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.

Despair:
It is always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

Arrogance:
The best leaders inspire by example. When that’s not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well too.

Power:
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it rocks absolutely too.

Elitism:
It’s lonely at the top, but it’s comforting to look down on everybody at the bottom.

Pretension:
The down side of being better than everyone else is that people tend to presume that you’re pretentious.

Blame:
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Irresponsibility:
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Sacrifice:
Your role may be thankless, but if you’re willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Burnout:
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Success:
Some people dream of success while other people live to crush those dreams.

Ambition:
The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

Achievement:
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Indifference:
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Limitations:
Until you spread you wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.

Ineptitude:
If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Get To Work:
You’re not getting paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Nepotism:
We promote family values here- almost as often as we promote family members.

Demotivation:
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all the unhappy people.

Consulting:
If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

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